The Master of Unlocking…Part 1

It was around 1998, my cousins and brothers all spend a night at my grandma’s house because my aunt was getting married the next day. One of my cousins decided to bring his Playstation. We all gathered around to watch him play while closing all the lights. There’s a message on the screen…”This game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore”…..What? What kinda game is this? Then the title appears accompanied by a deep scary voice.

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**Evil voice**RESIDENT EeVvillll TWOOO****Evil voice** 

I haven’t seen Resident Evil Extinction yet although my friend sort of spoiled the ending for me.
***SPOILERS****
Alice creates an army of ‘Alice clones’ to take down Umbrella
***SPOILERS****

Honestly, I don’t like the Resident Evil movies. You can change stuff from the game but these movies are radically different from the games. Sure there’s Jill and there’s Claire but they became secondary characters. I accepted Alice initially until they decided to give her superpowers WTF!!

But I know that someone will eventually reboot the franchise and make a new Resident Evil trilogy that will be much closer to the games. I know this will happen because: 1) Hollywood have a tendency to reboot franchise now (eg Batman Begins, Casino Royale, JJ Abrams Star Trek) 2) Resident Evil is a big franchise. What’s even better than making lots of money with the previous resident evil movies? Make more movies but this time make it more faithful to the games so they can grab money from the fans.

So then I thought hey, let me try to make my own cast list for a Resident Evil movie that I want to see. So here we go:

Chris Redfield – David Boreanaz

Resident Evil 5 coming soon   The demon with a soul

Jill Valentine – Claire Forlani

Jill Sandwich    Forlani

Barry Burton – Bruce Willis

I have this!!   yippee Ka Yeah Muthafcker

Rebecca Chambers – Nora Zehetner

Don’t call me a little girl   Eden from Heroes

Albert Wesker – Val Kilmer

Badass   The Saint

That’s it for now, I will post more Resident Evil cast in part 2 (eg Leon, Claire, Carlos etc). Now I’ll leave you guys with the hilarious video of the original Resident Evil intro Hehe :-p Enjoy!

“Joseph!!!”

Click Here for Part 2

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3 thoughts on “The Master of Unlocking…Part 1

  1. Pingback: Master of Unlocking…Part 2 « Trylobyte’s Corner

  2. umm rachel nicholos as jill valentine i prefer and samuel witwer as chris redfiled and mary elizabeth winstead as claire and philip winchster as leon s kennedy

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